The posting below is a hilarious and quite practical looks at the "art of deflection in academia". It is by By Michelle Maher and Katherine Chaddock and is from the September-October 2009 issue of Academe, a publication of the American Association of University Professors http://www.aaup.org/aaup American Association of University Professors, 1133 Nineteenth Street, NW, Suite 200, Washington, DC 20036. ©2009 AAUP. All rights reserved. Reprinted with permission.
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The Seven Habits of Highly Deflective Colleagues
Do you have a colleague who can be classed as collega deflectivus? Or, heaven forfend, are you one yourself?
Upon beginning our college teaching careers, we expected that some students would greet assignments by deftly dodging responsibility for late submissions: "My dog ate my notes." "My flash drive got flushed down the toilet." The blame game and the excuse ruse are familiar ploys among student procrastinators seeking to deflect course requirements. Less expected among early-career realities was our discovery that such deflection was not exclusive to the student community. In fact, our own colleagues-deans, chairs, fellow professors, and administrative assistants-had made substantial strides in their deflective habits since their student days. Our first few days on campus were peppered with deflective responses to requests: "An extra power strip for your office? You'll need to contact someone in facilities management about that." "More graduate assistant time? Get me some productivity data and work up a business plan."
According to Wikipedia, that trusted scholarly source, the meaning of "deflection" varies, depending on its contextual use. For example, deflection can mean bending under load (in engineering) or even shooting ahead of a moving target (in military contexts). Our favorite meaning, because it reflects the deflection we've experienced, comes from physics, in which it is defined as an event in which an object collides and bounces against a plane surface.
For this effort, we define deflection as a strategy to bounce action or responsibility away from oneself and toward another person, time, or place. Although we contend that deflection occurs in all areas of personal and professional life, we limit our focus to the deflective colleague (collega deflectivus) in academe. Our extensive qualitative fieldwork across our own campus, conducted over several years, revealed seven natural habits of deflective colleagues, which we are pleased to share below.
First, though, a few basic facts about deflection. Deflection in and of itself is not bad, and by extension, neither is a deflective colleague, in the right circumstances. Say a student cannot enroll in a required but full class because of his tardy class registration. He calls his faculty adviser asking for her personal intercession. What's a caring adviser to do? The adult-learning literature is clear that students who take responsibility for their own learning benefit most
from their educational pursuits. Knowing this, and wanting what is best for the student, the faculty adviser immediately deflects: "What a shame you can't get into class X. Ask our administrative assistant for that instructor's phone number and give him a call. Good luck with that!"
Next, deflective strategies, understood in the framework of "habits," can be learned and automated to increase efficiency by any academician, regardless of disciplinary affiliation or rank. As our examples will show, both new and more seasoned colleagues can deflect, and deflection can direct up the chain of command or flow down the drainpipe, spilling out across the campus.
Now, without further deflection, here are the seven habits.
Circumspect Deflect. From your first day on campus through the next seven years, keep this simple technique readily available. Upon a request for procedural information, assume a puzzled but attentive air, punctuated with "hmmm." Follow with some variation of "I'm the new gal around here, and I don't want to steer you in the wrong direction. You'd better check with an expert, such as [insert name of 'expert' here]." Don't commit, and you won't be asked again.
Classic Deflect. Leadership literature overflows with classic deflection strategies from which you can liberally borrow. When presented with an idea from a valued colleague requiring your potential action, first acknowledge its goodness; then, immediately direct it to a holding pen. "Good idea! Bring me data to support it," or "Good idea! Form a committee to consider it," or "Good idea! Run it past my associate dean," or even, "Good idea! Gather data, form a committee, and run it past so-and-so, and get busy on a strategic plan for it."
Cog-in-the-Wheel Deflect. Remember the Journey song, "Wheel in the Sky"? "Wheel in the sky keeps on turning / I don't know where I'll be tomorrow." A slight word change increases its relevancy: cog in the wheel keeps on turning. You want to assist your colleagues, but you are powerless to do so: the department chair, dean's office, graduate school, or some other larger, more powerful entity makes the rules; you are just a cog in the wheel. Keep turning.
Sycophant Deflect. Your colleague has a brilliant idea, so shiny and so fantastic that before acting on it, you gush over it and then suggest that he take the idea up for executive review. However, before going up, you suggest he dig deep to guarantee he fully understands the contextual history behind his idea. Shortly, your colleague is dazed. Should he go up and then down? Down and then up? Both simultaneously? Whew!
Pirouette Deflect. A subject crash lands on the programmatic, departmental, or committee table, and it's an inconvenient truth, to quote a popular Internet inventor. What to do? Spin. Spin the subject around and about until colleagues lose track of the original subject, and it morphs into one of your choosing. "Weapons of mass destruction?
Actually, the issue is bringing democracy to the people." Closer to home: "A budget deficit? Actually, it's a way to reposition departmental assets."
Introspect Deflect. Tired of youngsters with fancy ideas promising to impinge on your time and territory? Here's a technique for long-time colleagues and those who (even slightly) predate their colleagues. As others discuss the idea, appear interested and press one index finger to the lips as your head gently bobs in agreement. Then, join the discussion by helpfully noting, "Oh, we tried that [months, years, decades ago], and it didn't work. Boy, history is a great teacher,
isn't it?" Deflection accomplished.
Paralysis-by-Analysis Deflect. Earlier, we noted we had spent years in careful observation of collega deflectivus. This is only partially true. We also spent years discussing, but never writing, this current piece on deflection. Frankly, we are amazed this article is in print, given the intensive deflection it encountered. To that, we can only add a final strategy discovered while writing this piece: the "I need more time to fully investigate it" deflection. We'll get back to you
about this technique . . . upon further investigation.
For those wanting to master these habits for their own benefit, consider a few points. Knowing when to use the "right" deflective technique comes with practice. Don't be deterred; even those unskilled in the art of deflection can immediately use the simple reply to any question, "Let me think about that and get back to you." As your deflective skills grow, you will continually add to your repertoire, perhaps even inventing deflective techniques yet unknown to harness
the power of future knowledge and technologies. First, however, check with an expert, run it past so-and-so, keep turning, take it up for review (but first dig deep for contextual history), then spin it. And don't ask for our help, because it didn't work before, even upon further investigation. We'll have to deflect on this one.
Michelle Maher is associate professor of higher education administration at the University of South Carolina-Columbia. Her e-mail address is email@example.com. Katherine Chaddock, also at the University of South Carolina, is professor of higher education administration and chair of the Department of Educational Leadership and Policies. Her e-mail address is firstname.lastname@example.org.